Friday, December 7, 2007

Friday trivia is back!

It has been a crazy, long week. One of those weeks that seemed to drag on and on. Mr. Big Momma was in a small car accident last week. He spent most of the week fighting off the chiropractors and repair shops that were calling him. On Wednesday alone, he had 12 people call him. Isn't that disgusting? Do people really agree to appointments with these doctors?

Now lets get down to the business of the day. It has been some time since there was a Friday trivia post. What can I say? I'm a total lazy, uninspired cow! But today, I am back on track, ready to turn over a new leaf. Again, if this is too easy, just reply back with another line from the movie.




"I want to buy eight hot dogs and eight hot dog buns to go with them. But no one sells eight hot dog buns. They only sell twelve hot dog buns. So I end up paying for four buns I don't need. So I am removing the superfluous buns. Yeah. And you want to know why? Because some big-shot over at the wiener company got together with some big-shot over at the bun company and decided to rip off the American public. Because they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nit-wits who will pay for everything they don't need rather than make a stink. Well they're not ripping of this nitwit anymore because I'm not paying for one more thing I don't need."

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh-oh hotdog

Anonymous said...

Let's start by picking out the caaaake.

I saw it was on last night and was shocked it was made in 1991. I am getting old.

Anonymous said...

My tuxedo fits like a glove!

Big Momma said...

I'll go with the cheaper chicken.

Anonymous said...

I thought it was chipper chicken.

Kimberly Williams is married to the hot Brad Paisley.

Anonymous said...

Your eye is nasty.

-Neal

Big Momma said...

Thanks Nill!

Anonymous said...

funny cuz where i live in california, they sell hot dog buns in packages of eight, but our weiners come in packages of ten.

Tricia said...

You forgot the BEST part--"George Banks is saying, "no!" Who's George Banks [exasperated look] 'ME!'" Damn, I love Steve Martin.