As if you needed another reason NOT to vote for them

What you didn't know about the Republican Candidates will shock you.

Die Celine, Die!!!

I seem to be in a bit of a funk the last few days. I'm blaming it on the friend who had the nerve to call me on Monday and ask if I wanted to go see Celine Dion. Even I'm not that lame. But alas, I know that my heart will go on......hang on please, I just barfed in my mouth.

Ahem.