California love...in the city, city of Compton

I just wanted to put up a quick message to all my homies and thank them for their Cali recomendations. You are a bunch of righteous dudes! Unfortunately they are working us to death and I've had minimum time to explore. Here is what I have been up to.

Wake
Eat breakfast
Listen
Pee
Listen
Pee
Listen
Pee
Eat lunch
Pee
Listen
Pee
Listen
Pee
Listen
Pee
Eat dinner
Pee
Socialize at whatever function is going on. They are all required.
Drink a few beers (my new fav is Big Daddy's IPA, brewed right here in San Fran. I'll be so disappointed if I can't get it back home!)
Pee
Pee, I broke the seal
Sleep

Repeat six times and rinse.

I am on my way back home tomorrow. Yeah! Send me good vibes so that my plane doesn't go down in a death spiral.